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Juicy Marbles

Juicy Marbles

Marbles’ meats aren’t grown in a lab, 3D printed or made with shady chemicals. We’re just channeling the energy of a large-cheeked grandma with a profanely vast knowledge of physics, an innate desire to feed all living, breathing creatures. She has fluffy purple hair. She is small yet sturdy. 
She wants you to enjoy your food and be healthy. And you know grandma doesn’t bring that 80’s idea of ‘health,’ which tasted as if the color beige somehow became safe for human consumption. No no. She brings the house down. Nobody knows how she can make you feel so cosy and yet so nourished. Her ways are unattainable by mere mortals.

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    Juicy Marbles 2 Thick Cut Filet (226g)

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    The Marbles' original filet is by far the most tender piece of plant meat you can get. The marbling is lush and evenly distributed, ensuring a bold...

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    Juicy Marbles Whole Cut Loin (756g)

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    This is the biggest, most insulting piece of plant-meat ever conceived & home-chefs most faithful companion. Whether you’re doing steaks, broth...

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    Juicy Marbles Bone In Ribs (500g)

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    At last! Succulent plant-based ribs…with edible bones. Yes, these vessels of pleasure may be the most succulent chapter in Marbles’ “meatology” to ...

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